Holy Crucifix Dildo – 3D Coffin Collector’s Edition ⚰️ (Only 50 Made)

Holy Crucifix Dildo – 3D Coffin Collector’s Edition ⚰️ (Only 50 Made)

You begged for it, and now it rises again the Holy Crucifix Dildo.
Forged to wash away your dirtiest sins and banish your inner demons (or attract them we don’t judge). Perfect for purifying your soul… or stirring it up.

🩸 Halloween Exclusive:
For this limited run, your Holy Crucifix comes sealed inside a custom 3D-printed coffin a collector’s fantasy piece designed to protect your sacred weapon from the forces of evil (and dust). Only 50 will ever be made, so once they’re gone, they’re gone for good.

🙏 Features:

• Available in Small (5")

• 100% Ultra Premium Platinum Silicone hand-poured and made to order in the USA.

• Discreet white padded packaging because your business is your confession.

• Holy Coffin in white and white, black and white and Red

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⏳ Made to Order – Ships in 1–5 Business Days